Right then “here we go again, na na nah nah nah” – damm it what is the song with those lyrics? I realise this has nothing to do with mens black socks or any sockscription, monthly socks or anything else.

But hey music is important, as are mens black socks, some say having a new pair is actually music for your sole, the sole of your feet! Wah hahaa god we are funny.

You no what’s not funny though don’t you? Yeah you got it, old tatty crappy socks. That is not funny at all and never will be, in fact its so not funny, next time you see a friendly police man ask him/her just how not funny it can be. They will quite happily tell you all about the broken relationships, crimes of passion, thefts, redundancy and pure grief that occurs on daily basis due to not having any new black socks delivered monthly on a sockscription ( subscription ) basis.

We all know that little crimes lead of to bigger crimes if you don’t invest in your feet this is the flow that you will follow.

1. Wear bad socks

2. Get lazy , stop wearing clean under garments

3. Get fired from work / lose partner due to smell

4. Have to sell play station to pay rent

5. Have to move out of home as you only had a PS1 which was only worth £10

6. Become homeless

7. and on and on

So there you have it only 6 simple steps before number 7. and on and on kicks in. Is that really how you want to live your life? NO we didnt think so.

Quick get your ass over to socked

So here we are.

As I begin to write , my mine wanders back to an age where I didn’t care much for socks, let alone black socks. It was a pleasant time, where my mum did all my shopping, gave me lifts everywhere I needed to be and to top it all off* gave me pocket money for doing a really bad job of cleaning the car.

But now that has changed and black socks play a huge part in any real man’s life. Socks make the man, and if untreated can also break the man.

By owning a steady selection of blacksocks, a man (real) can ensure he is always looking the part in meetings, interviews and first dates. And he will never be embarrassed to take of his shoes at a Japanese restaurant or girls friends house because he will always be sporting a nice new clean pair of super cool socks.

Many men suffer from bad sock draw syndrome, some men don’t even have a sock drawer as either they are 1. Lazy 2. Their partner has decided they need more space for their clothes have have taken over. Well don’t fear now thanks to socked every man can have the best possible selection of socks, which will be clean and fresh and ensure that you can become the man you always wanted to be.

What are you waiting for? Be the man.

*My mum also cooked, cleaned, looked after me and 4 brothers, did all the chores, helped me with home work and lots of other great mum things. Thanks Mum